Funniest Pick Up Lines

Here are some of the funniest pick up lines to use when you're out with your friends.

These are good if you just want to make a girl laugh. If you use these make sure she can tell you’re being facetious.

  • Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

  • Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

  • I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cookie you just ate.

  • My name's [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.

  • So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

  • We're out of bleach. Do you want to go in the janitor's closet and make out?
  • What do you like for breakfast?

  • Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

  • I'm a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

  • Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?

  • Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

  • I'm easy. Are you?

  • Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?

  • Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

  • I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

  • Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into a cheap hotel room across the street.

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